My skillz are known far and wide. Beyond the trees and beyond.
Ask of me in Katmandu. They know of me in the far east and among the northern tribes.
Across the sands of the Sahara to the shores of Tripoli.
They will tell you tales of the mighty gung fu of the one known as Bagster, he who walks the earth and has many names.
For he is legend.
And it is known.
I have chosen to spend a brief time here, among you people, so that I may raise you up. You don't realize how blessed you are, for some day I will move on.
Because I walk the earth.
And you are so humble.
Or are you? 🤣
Nite.