All my teachers looked like Helen Thomas.........................
Same here....except for one. She was about 8 yrs older than me & taught my 11th grade English class. This was in 1971 & that was at the heighth of mini dresses and boy, she flaunted her legs & thighs! I especially enjoyed it when she stood in front of the class & leaned against her desk... and sometimes hopped up on her desk...wowza! She knew exactly what she was doing to us guys....
My condolences to your libido.