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From a poster on thedonald.win:

<— Be uniparty

<— Plan a staged riot at the capitol building.

<— DURING ELECTORAL DEBATES! Perfect!

<— Riot will be real big, super lots of chaos and violence. Many many scary insurrectionist.

<— Dress up Pantyfa henchmen. They are pros at crowd manipulation, and they have a million armed pissed off patriots to toy with. This will be a cake walk.

<— Everybody writes their scripts and bills and headlines for the big day-— insurrection day!

<— Big day is here, Pantyfa dresses up as MAGA and starts trying to coax people into busting sh*t up.

<— PATRIOTS STOP THEM, THEY WON’T RIOT... no worries, time for backup plan. We’ll pop off a few shots and that’ll get em to freak out and start the ultraviolence.

<— THERES NOT ENOUGH CROWD COVER TO CAMOUFLAGE THE COP LEADING THE PANTYFA TO THE PLAN B FF SHOOTING SITE, GETS CAUGHT ON FILM... woops! Nevermind! We will just cover our tracks in the confusion that is sure to follow.

<— Larping faggot announces to crowd “They just shot a sixteen year old girl! Shes dead!” Now sit back and wait for it, those MAGAtards will start rioting any minute now.

<— NOT REALLY, EVERYONE IS CHILL, THEY SIT TO HAVE SOME JUICE AND MAKE PRANK PHONE CALLS, AND STAY IN THE VELVET ROPES, LEAVE WHEN ASKED, AND DISPERSE WITHOUT MAJOR INCIDENT

<— END OF DAY, ONLY VIOLENCE WAS A COP THAT SHOT A VETERAN

<— OH F*CK OH F*CK OH F*CK OH F*CK But we already wrote our scripts, there’s no time to change the plan... Just get the most chaotic photos you can find and roll with it anyway, we are on a timetable!

<— cops ordered to do a last-ditch hail mary and lock MAGA into their hotels, this HAS TO piss them off, surely THIS will start a riot, or at least a mini-riot we can take photos of for the story we’re running tomorrow

<— NOPE

<— Next day: Mockingbird and uniparty launch the script: iT wAs An iNsUrReCtiOn

<— But GEOTUS told everyone to be peaceful and wear bodycams, so now theres footage - lots and lots of footage - of the fact that there was no insurrection, and no ultraviolence, and the crowd was so peaceful and respectful that there wasn’t enough cover for the FF, which is now laid bare on video. they can’t even get good shots of maimed and destroyed sh*t, because patriots basically didn’t ruin or smash or set fire to anything. Not one work of art destroyed for the NPR reporters, even.

<— Mockingbird now exposed, uniparty insurrection scam exposed

<— WHAT THE F*CK YOU GUYS HAD ONE MILLION ARMED PATRIOTS PISSED OFF AT THEIR GOVT AND NOT ONE OF THEM FIRED A SHOT OR KILLED ANYBODY, THERE WAS NO CHAOS AND NO VIOLENCE. F*********CK!!!!!!!!!!

<— THUS LINDSAY GRAHAM IS SH*TTING NAILS ON TV