I will help you out with how to cook my steak. Place on grill. Count to 20. Turn over. Count to 20 again. Remove from grill. Serve.
Some people have commented on my steaks. My reply, "I gotta be fair to the cow. With some iodine and bandaids, it might just pull through."
I think I would feel queasy watching you eat that steak
ROFL. You can cook my steak anytime.