Kind of a Son of Sam thing going on over there? His familiar was a stray dog if I recall correctly. Whatever, but remember this. Mixing religion, witchcraft, cat pictures & Christmas cookie recipes never works no matter how hard you pray at 3:15!
Do you find yourself strangely attracted? Like Mowgli peering through the trees at the human village? Or Ariel wishing she could have...what's the word...feet?
You seem unfulfilled and needy, Prestone.
Maybe you should click on www.rent-a-friend.cum.
There is help for your kind.
