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1,464 posted on 12/19/2020 9:24:27 PM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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Mark


1,466 posted on 12/19/2020 9:34:06 PM PST by GYPSY286
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This is Q+ at work. Every night. Four years. Sets the tone. Finisher.

Just magnificent.


1,475 posted on 12/19/2020 9:48:06 PM PST by foldspace
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To: bagster

Is this a T-shirt?


1,483 posted on 12/19/2020 9:58:54 PM PST by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: bagster

Dr. Seuss for masks.

Love it!
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Went to supermarket 2 days ago with my patriotic, authentic TRUMP hat on, and 4 More Years t-shirt, in Christmas red, also authentic Trump-wear. I have been unmasked there since spring, after curve was flat, kek. (We are back to masking here in PA, no bars, no eat out.) I’m there in the soda aisle, mask free, probably the only one in the store that has no diaper face except for the ~20% with their masks hanging below their noses. So I’m evaluating the soda deals, and this middle-age balding-guy walks by me between me and the soda selections. He gets by me 5 steps and says out loud, “AND YOU DON’T HAVE A MASK ON!”
me: Yeah.
him: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING A MASK!
me: I’m OK, I’ll be OK.
him: I’M TELLING THE MANAGER!
me: Ok.
So he exits the aisle, and I continue with my soda selection.
I exit the aisle and head to the checkout, the shortest line, on my designated “6ft apart marker”. Well lo and behold, the mask Karen-man is in the aisle one beyond me.
me: Hey! It’s you! (with a big smile)
him: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING A MASK!
me: I’m not wearing a mask! (smile)
him: Pejorative, and that hat!
me: Oh, YOU just don’t like my hat! (me waving to my hat) I gotta get a picture of this, my kids are gonna love it! (me, whipping out my phone to snap a pic, he took one of me too)
me: You’re triggered by my hat!
him: (steps toward me)
me: REALLY!?!? You’re nuts!
At this point, the old guy with a mask on behind guyKaren, is looking between us. A neuron must have fired in the guyKaren’s mind, and he continued into his lane disappearing behind the impulse-buy rack.

Kek!


1,722 posted on 12/20/2020 9:37:36 AM PST by smileyface ("The illuminati's whole philosophy demands the use, abuse, sacrifice and consumption of children.")
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