I have shopped there for over twenty years but am thinking of going to a Food Lion in the next town over. If that doesn't work out I may have to try your method of ordering groceries and picking them up.
In cases like yours, it’s best to just become intolerant. Go full retard...
Show up at the grocery store and explain that while you’d love to wear a mask, you suffer from emphesasticama...a disease that makes you susceptible to death from anything that makes you ecstatic, like a disingenuous advertisement about something new and improved or such.
Tell them you’d instead like them to shop for you and since you are poor and have no internet, you’ll need to give them your grocery list. You tell them, good luck with the shopping, keep it under $99 and bring all your stuff to your parked car. You’ll be waiting for them...
From what I understand... they cannot refuse this.
Where I shopped has totally changed because of the maskerade. I do not support mask Nazis.
I’ve been confronted by a few women in the stores, but last night I had my first confrontation with a man because I wasn’t wearing a mask. He proclaimed loudly that I shouldn’t be allowed through the doors without a mask. I proclaimed just as loudly that he should get his testosterone checked because he was squealing like a frightened little girl.
Canada is airing ads on the TV that say “we all need to do our part to protect not just ourselves, but our fellow citizens by wearing a mask”. These ads are emboldening people and whipping them into the kind of frenzy that makes them think they’ve been deputized to confront fellow citizens. I don’t see this ending well for me but I’m not caving in.