In cases like yours, it’s best to just become intolerant. Go full retard...
Show up at the grocery store and explain that while you’d love to wear a mask, you suffer from emphesasticama...a disease that makes you susceptible to death from anything that makes you ecstatic, like a disingenuous advertisement about something new and improved or such.
Tell them you’d instead like them to shop for you and since you are poor and have no internet, you’ll need to give them your grocery list. You tell them, good luck with the shopping, keep it under $99 and bring all your stuff to your parked car. You’ll be waiting for them...
From what I understand... they cannot refuse this.
Great idea. Think I have built up enough resentment towards my grocery store to do that.