What if you're on Loch Ness and the monster tips your boat over and your wallet sinks to the UNbriny deeps and you have to send away for another VaxProof card and four months later the postman slipped in the foggy street and his bundle of mail is scattered by the wind and the envelope that contains the replacement VaxProof card you sent for flew into the street drain. Horrors! You're already hungry and bills are piling up because without your VaxProof card you were unable to buy food or even leave your house because there is a built in and irrevocable 90 day waiting period before the new one is shipped and you can't call and request another one for another 90 days because the postman who looks an awful lot like an out of work John Cleese denies he's lost anything. Is that what's troubling you Bunky?
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