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What if you're on Loch Ness and the monster tips your boat over and your wallet sinks to the UNbriny deeps and you have to send away for another VaxProof card and four months later the postman slipped in the foggy street and his bundle of mail is scattered by the wind and the envelope that contains the replacement VaxProof card you sent for flew into the street drain. Horrors! You're already hungry and bills are piling up because without your VaxProof card you were unable to buy food or even leave your house because there is a built in and irrevocable 90 day waiting period before the new one is shipped and you can't call and request another one for another 90 days because the postman who looks an awful lot like an out of work John Cleese denies he's lost anything. Is that what's troubling you Bunky?

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Your worries are over! Just sign up for the VaxProof chip! No more long hungry weeks or dark and cold winters to face alone.

There you go. You not only ask the important question, you have the perfect solution.

They have big plans for us that we may or may not live to see. Did you notice the Supremes ok's today the bathroom solution for our school kids? If you say you are a girl, then you can use the girls restrooms and likely that will have to apply to sports as well. Gorsuch was the fly in the ointment on that one too. We have already lost most of what makes us free and yet the voters are not upset enough to fight back yet.

The Netherlands to day decided to impose penalties on speech if you ridicule or deride transgender souls, fine and a year in jail if you do it privately and up to three years if you do it publicly.

Can't wait to see what the penalties here will be for insulting a politician, unless of course they are Republicans, that would be a patriotic duty.