Sure. I'll take the vaccine.
Just mail it to me.
My health and safety is too important for me to show up in person.
Just like Mail-In-Voting. Safe, Secure & Honest.
So just mail it to me, I'll give myself the shot and send back the paperwork.
You can trust me, right?— NewsRaters (@NewsRaters) December 8, 2020
Thanks!
This is BRILLIANT!