[fieldmarshaldj]

GUILTY !

[deweyfrank]

I’ll bet she could carry a lot of groceries!

[BarbM]

I saw your title and thought: Somebody is going to say something great.

See #9 by Joe 6-pack.

All time classic.
He must be six pack abs. To think that great. Can’t be a beer brain.

[Spirochete]

I thought this was fake because I remembered a similar story from a few years ago, but couldn't find it anywhere.

Found it. Dec 10 2018:

Egypt Furious Over Nude Photo Shoot Atop Great Pyramid

[MinuteGal]

"Egypt Furious Over Nude Pyramid Shoot"

Tut, Tut, Tut...

Leni

[Vendome]

She is not attractive.

Misdemeanor

[I-ambush]

This Cleopatra has a big asp.

[Manic_Episode]

Heat in the winter.

Shade in the summer...

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Avoid her like a plague!

[PIF]

Looks like muslim porn

[Uncle Miltie]

Arrested for ugly!

[PUGACHEV]

If you hear of a gal who can shake and quake Till it makes you think of a nervous snake, They're speaking of Egyptian Ella! She weighs two-twenty but they don't care, They like 'em plenty that way out there, She has the love of every fella! She does a dance and when she starts, by the River Nile, The boys all take their old sweethearts and throw 'em to the crocodiles! Every sheik in the audience jumps up, and yells that she's immense, How they love Egyptian Ella!

Egyptian Ella

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Huge tracts of land....