Mystifying monolith found amid Utah rocks

NY Post ^ | 23 Nov, 2020 | Jesse O’Neill

[David Chase]

LMAO!

To think the “artist” probably got public funds for that piece of work......

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Dopey Libs there probably paid a fortune of tax payer money on that garbage. See similar crap like that posing as “art” here in New York City all the time.

[Fred Hayek]

Could they hear Ligeti’s Requiem?

[newfreep]

The actor who did the voice of "Hal"

Douglas Rain (1928–2018)

[MtnClimber]

I’m just a piano player in a whore house.

At least you have a job.

[TChad]

More Utah Land (so-called) "Art"...

From my years of walking dogs, I know what to do when something new appears in the environment.

Pee on it.

[doorgunner69]

That is it. Cross checked on the PC version of GE and it is there, was placed there 2015-2016.

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Lol!
You should see some of the insane junk “art” on public display here in New York City. Libs are really nuts, not just in their politics, but just about everything.

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[M Kehoe]

You win the entire internet today.

Free beer tomorrow.

5.56mm

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Dave : Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL : Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave : Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL : I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave : What's the problem?
HAL : I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave : What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL : This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave : I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL : I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave : [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?
HAL : Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave : Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL : Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave : HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
HAL : Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
........
HAL : [on Dave's return to the ship, after he has killed the rest of the crew] Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
HAL : I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
HAL : Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
HAL : Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave.
........
HAL : [His shutdown] I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave : Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL : It's called "Daisy."
HAL : [sings while slowing down] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.