When I was first married I didn't know much about cooking. My first Thanksgiving and attempt at making a pumpkin pie was a can of filling and maybe canned milk but not a single seasoning. I thought it was already seasoned in the can. Talk about spitting out. Also if I recall I did a ham and back then all I knew was ham came in a can with that jelled stuff. Do they even have those anymore?
My friend got married and didn’t know much about cooking. She calls me up after grocery shopping, says she got a really good deal on some fish and wanted to know how to cook it. I asked her what kind of fish it was and she told me it was tripe, ROFL.