Leave Pinky out of this sordid thread.
He’s perfect for it, though.
He’s a kleptomaniac who grabs everything with his tail.
One time, we were stopped for suspected “shop lifting” leaving PetCo because he had a hamster water bottle and a cat brush gripped in his tail, which was wrapped behind me where I couldn’t see he’d been swiping stuff off the racks as I walked by.
:D