[DoodleBob]

Perhaps the best contemporary leftist who I'd happily invite to my barbecue is John Waters. I may have to sanitize it afterwards, but based on this interview we may have more in common than not.

My friend told me this story, “You know, every gay man once tried on their mother’s shoes.” You did it once; you never did it again. But now, if you have a very liberal mother and they catch you, you have sexual reassignment lessons at 8 years old. And you might not really wanna do that.

[ConservativeStatement]

I forget Anthony Bourdain’s exact words but after a day with Ted Nugent he said something akin to “conservatives are fun and liberals are a bore.”