Since Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed to the Supreme Court, she and the other judges have wasted no time in remaking America in their image. This is what we were warned about. In only two days, 23 landmark cases have been decided by the new conservative Supreme Court. God help us all.
United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- Determined that Trump has already won reelection Walsh v. Dweedlestein, 5-4 ruling -- We are to be a theocracy under God United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Trump is now the Galactic Emperor Of Man Acosta v. Elisha, 9-0 ruling -- All journalists shall be thrown into a pit with a she-bear Gorka v. Kagan, 5-4 ruling -- All justices must now wear MAGA hats Subway v. Hebrew National, 6-3 ruling -- A hotdog is now legally classified as a sandwich Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling -- Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie Gates v. Cook, 7-2 ruling -- .GIF must now be pronounced with a hard "G" American Airlines v. Moore, 6-3 ruling -- The person in the middle seat of an airplane gets both armrests Casey v. Brown, 6-3 ruling -- Washing your feet in the shower is unconstitutional United States v. West, 5-4 ruling -- The dress is blue and black United States v. Barrett, 6-3 ruling -- All women must have at least 7 children Papa Johns v. Tony's, 5-4 ruling -- All pizzas must now have pineapple on top United States v. Silverman, 9-0 ruling -- Annoying celebrity videos telling you to vote are now illegal Bartolli v. Xanderatrix, 5-4 ruling -- Single women are now limited to only 3 cats Taco Bell v. Chad, 9-0 ruling -- All Taco Bells must put the Crunchwrap back on the dollar menu United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Everyone must have a Christopher Columbus Statue in their yard LaPierre v. Morgan, 6-3 ruling -- Gun ownership is now mandatory United States v. Crystal Marina, 9-0 ruling -- Grants McConnell Protected Status as an endangered turtle United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- All faces on Mt. Rushmore must now be replaced by Trump Babylon Bee v. Facebook, 9-0 ruling -- Babylon Bee no longer allowed to tell jokes about AOC Burger King v. Carson, 5-4 ruling -- "Impossible Meat" now illegal Thomas v. Breyer, 8-1 ruling -- In favor of stealing Justice Breyer's milk money and shutting him in a locker
Amazing. Let's see what they come up with next week!
The DieHard ruling was long overdue! ;-)
How before USA Today fact-checks this?
>>Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling — Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie<<
About damn time!!