I hear the janitor spot is open...
If Bernie gets the job, hell probably change his title from Secretary of Labor to Commissar of Labor.
And who could blame him?
Trump just quashed that, I’d say, showing Bernie calling out Biden on his multiple attempts at cutting Social Security. Nice of Bernie to stump for Trump. :)
Secretary of Reeducation?
I would create a new position for him: Secretary of Urinal Cake Replacement.
Cabinet officers will be called commissars then.
Trump should arrange to have Biden told that he won the election, but that the entire Federal Government has moved to Zoom virtual meetings due to COVID. The White House is shut down for similar quarantine.
Joe can begin governing Jan 1 from his basement. He should feel free to start forming his cabinet and meeting on-line. The WH kitchen will send pudding.

Sure Bernie, give democrats another good reason to NOT vote for Biden. They’re not all radical socialists you know? That is why you lost the primary after all.
Im not even sure he would be the most left-wing guy to have held that position. Remember Robert Reich?
So they will keep the seat in the party? Which party? Sanders is an independent. Just sayin’.
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The first thing Bernie will want to do is to work a little hammer and sickle in there somewhere.
Both Biden & Bernie have strongly stated that EVERY JOB in the USA should be UNION....EVERY ONE...
They both want to end Right To Work States.
As a self employed person, they can pound sand.