Cheated death again. Petsmart would sell us only 24 crickets, but that will keep Alice the gecko for quite a while.
Found this somewhere else:
British Tea Translator:
“Cup of tea?” — Welcoming a guest.
“Tea?” — Finding the situation awkward.
“Spot of tea?” — A foreign guest has activated Hyper-English, Mary Poppins style.
“Pot of tea?” — Trying to impress the in-laws.
“I’ll make some tea.” — There has been complete devastation.