I have a theory that the spark of intelligence in each child is taken from the parents. That explains how we seem to be totally stupid once they turn 13.
It also explains why we’re dumb enough to put up with the terrible twos and to teach them to drive.
Personally, I had too many.
Cheated death again. Petsmart would sell us only 24 crickets, but that will keep Alice the gecko for quite a while.