f your team was victorious press Won
If you need directions press To
If you are an environmentalist press Tree
If you are in favor press For
If you are a bee press Hive
If you have more than one ill person press Sicks
If you are Norwegian press Sven
If you finished your meal press Ate
If you are German and want to say no press Nein
If you are a WWII Japanese fighter pilot press Zero
If you are an astronomer press Star
if you are British and are ringing for many press Pound
*groan*
You must be feeling much better, Nully!
Very funny, nully.
I didn’t yodel or change my phone message, either. I’m going to Walmart with whoever gets in the van.
WARNING
This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need
A special circuit in the machine called a critical detector, senses the operator’s emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use the machine.
The critical detector then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator.
Threatening the machine with violence only aggravates the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it also to malfunction - they belong to the same union!
Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work. Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry.