Good morning. Happy Monday!
I didn’t yodel or change my voicemail greeting. I hope nobody is coming for me.
f your team was victorious press Won
If you need directions press To
If you are an environmentalist press Tree
If you are in favor press For
If you are a bee press Hive
If you have more than one ill person press Sicks
If you are Norwegian press Sven
If you finished your meal press Ate
If you are German and want to say no press Nein
If you are a WWII Japanese fighter pilot press Zero
If you are an astronomer press Star
if you are British and are ringing for many press Pound
I am stuck at home unable to go in to work.
There’s already ten to eighteen inches of snow outside.
Cleared half the driveway, it’s already covered in four inches of snow.
Local roads are CLOSED to travel, even if my car could make it down the road.