[NicknamedBob]

"I couldn’t identify as a woman without setting womanking back several evolutionary steps."

First of all, you've gotta be willing to lay eggs.

I don't see that as a problem for either of us.

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon, Bob. I knew a wit would appear if we were patient!

I’m not completely witless, so I’ll just put off going to the Post Office to mail a book to Elen until next week.