Imagine if, post November 3rd, each of these celebrities that have threatened to leave had armed men show up at their door:
Celebrity: What's going on here?
Escorts: We're here to help you make good on your promise
Celebrity: What promise?
Escorts: To leave the country. Our orders are to escort you to the nearest port of entry. At that location, a consulate member will take your passport, and your renunciation of American citizenship. At that point, you are free to go your way, but will never be allowed entry back into the United States. Breach of this will result in your summary execution on the spot. All assets you have earned in the United States, at the largess of the American people, will be confiscated and put into a general fund which will be used for various programs to help the American people who actually want to improve the country they are proud of. A portion of those assets will cover the costs of your expulsion from the US.
Celebrity: Come on man, I wasn't being serious.
Escorts: We are. You have 10 minutes to pack some personal items, and then its time to go.
Celebrity: You can't do this. I have rights!
Escorts: You should have thought of that before your mouth wrote checks your a** can't cash. Your 10 minutes begin now *sound of bolts racking rounds into chambers*
He didn’t pinky promise, so it’s just talk.
Wasn’t the Boss supposed to be on that plane in 2016 when Trump first won?
Don’t let the door hit ya, you no talent, over-hyped hack.
And I will be at the airport to say good-bye.
Bail on the USA
Yes, I will Bail on the USA
Can I do anything to help?
Please go and take your mediocre music with you
Thereby increasing the average IQ of two continents.
Bye, Bruce! GTFO and don’t come back.
Dear ersatz boss......He’s President right now and has been for 3+ years. Why aren’t you in Australia at this moment?
Ain’t that America
(home of the free)
Bruce Springsteen says he’ll be ‘on the next plane’ to Australia if Trump wins reelection
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He’s a damn liar. We’ll never get that lucky.
Why do these celebrities think anyone actually cares?
I never liked his music much, and even if I did I don’t care who he supports or where he lives
Sure you will Bruce. Like all of your ilk, you never leave.
I wish I had enough money to send HALF the Hollywood celebrities to Australia.
Then, I would send them ALL, halfway.
You might think that after four years of Trump, it would dawn on some folks that Trump has not turned out to be the dictator that was predicted.
But I am sure, when he is reelected, THEN he will go full Nazi. He is just waiting until it is OK, or something.
And have fun in OZ, where you can’t leave your house without a permit.
Is there a list of all the celebs that are promising to leave the US if Trump wins?
Another reason to vote for Trump!!