Congratulations! I remember when we had to post in 1’s and 0’s. Now TURN OFF YOUR ITALIANS!! ;-)
That brings back memories!
I just missed the 'deep in the Hurtgren forest' period. It came up a lot but wasn't really explained. Seems to me there's a repository of Freeper mythology and humor somewhere . . . it must also contain the stuned beebers and the moose-bitten sister.