It would make a nice candidate for guarding FL ballots.
“You got a problem...talk with the Snake”
Damn that’s big...I”ve seen some really big ones too. My daughter owns a big reptile shop in the NW.
Reptile sales are HOT! It’s a big new thing.
Congress is very full of them of all types and sizes but in deceptively humanoid forms and with human names.
They go by names like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Peloski, John Roberts, Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan. Practically all the Democrats are snakes of the deadliest types.
Do they get paid by the pound or by the foot when they bring in a python?
Inquiring minds want to know.
That is 18 feet longer than the acceptable length.
Did it smell like pepper spray and have little bells in it’s stomach?
I think I ran over one bigger than that in Louisiana
“Its believed they became established in Florida as a result of escaped or released pets “
No.
Hurricane Andrew wiped out a reptile facility and that’s where they came from.
Thought you’d like this one.
He must have cut the snake’s head off to kill it.
As most of you know, a cut off snake’s head can still bite
you after it has been removed from the body.
Some kind of reptilian reflex.
taste like chicken
Why do the snake hunters catch them alive and by hand? I thought the whole point of this is to rid Florida of invasive snake species.
“Anyone seen Fluffy?”
“Honey, didn’t we used to have 3 children?”
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
When kill rate < breeding rate and no natural predators, they may be invasive but they have put down deep roots. Shame the crocks and alligators aren’t big enough to handle them. (Yes, FL has both alligators and crocodiles in that area.)
Im not afraid of snakes, but Id react to that one like when I find tomato hornworms on my tomatoes.
I’ll bet there are some guys out there making some decent money hunting snakes.
This sounds like a great retirement job. Out of curiosity, why dont they just blow the head off with a shotgun?