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Posted on 10/09/2020 9:43:28 AM PDT by Colonial35
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To: Colonial35
To: Colonial35
COP: Lady, what's in the bottle?
LADY: Water.
COP: That's wine.
LADY: OMG! Jesus did it again!
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posted on
10/09/2020 10:44:44 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(Democrats lie because they must.)
To: Colonial35
Another oldy but goody:
Blonde goes to a store, points at an item and says, 'I want to buy that TV'.
Clerk says, 'We don't sell to blondes.'
Frustrated, the blonde goes home, dyes her hair brown, goes back the next day.
'I want to buy that TV'.
'We don't sell to blondes.'
Now, she's really pissed. Goes home, dyes her hair JET BLACK.
Back to the store. She points to the item and says, 'I want to buy that TV'.
Clerk: 'We don't sell to blondes.'
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T SELL TO BLONDES? LOOK AT MY HAIR!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE???
Clerk: 'That's a microwave.'
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posted on
10/09/2020 10:50:54 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Organ donation? I'll take a Hammond B3!)
To: Colonial35
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
Guy: I’ll have a draught beer.
Bartender: Fine, but don’t go starting anything in here.
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posted on
10/09/2020 10:53:40 AM PDT
by
sappy
(criminaldems)
To: Colonial35
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posted on
10/09/2020 11:03:31 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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posted on
10/09/2020 11:05:19 AM PDT
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
To: Dr. Sivana
What comic strip is that?
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posted on
10/09/2020 11:23:52 AM PDT
by
jackibutterfly
(My mind is wandering, and I'm following it!)
To: jackibutterfly
Doonesbury, by Garry Trudeau.
To: Colonial35; Conservative4Life
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posted on
10/09/2020 11:43:45 AM PDT
by
Trillian
To: jackibutterfly; ken in texas
“Bloom County” by Berke Breathed. Similar art style to Doonesbury, but NOT the same. Breathed was willing to make fun of himself and other liberals, too. Trudeau got tired and cheerless early on.
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posted on
10/09/2020 12:12:26 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Colonial35
Funny stuff!
Thanks for the laughs.
Though, some really hit close to home.
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posted on
10/09/2020 12:21:07 PM PDT
by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
To: Colonial35
Thanks....I’m stealing a few of these.
To: Colonial35
Good one! Mean spirited lesbian... funny.
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posted on
10/09/2020 12:25:57 PM PDT
by
Mathews
(ItÂ’s all gravy, baby!)
To: Colonial35
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posted on
10/09/2020 12:38:19 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
( 2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
To: upchuck
Had a flyer from the Peacekeeper (MX) missile project. A beautiful sketch of the missile just ejected from the silo, as the rocket engine fires.
Caption: “When it absolutely, positively has to be there in 30 minutes or less”.
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posted on
10/09/2020 12:38:32 PM PDT
by
castlebrew
(Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
To: llevrok
Is that supposed to be an empty ballpark joke?
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posted on
10/09/2020 12:38:55 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: Colonial35
Thanks for the ping! Funny stuff.
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posted on
10/09/2020 1:00:33 PM PDT
by
gymbeau
(I refuse to be anonymous. I am THEnonymous.)
To: Colonial35
That joke goes back to the early 1800s. In the earlier version it was about a couple who were dating. In that joke the Secret Service is the girls father and he’s pi**ed. Punchline is Dont you think I recognize my daughters handwriting
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posted on
10/09/2020 1:04:14 PM PDT
by
airedale
To: Dr. Sivana
Oops, you’re right, and they were very similar. Forgot all about Bloom County for a while there. I owe you one. ;-)
To: Colonial35
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posted on
10/09/2020 1:27:02 PM PDT
by
karnage
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