I agree. I would not help Turkey even if they were attacked by Aliens.
The Turks were run out of NATO Korea after a bunch of them raped the son of the mayor of Seoul about 40 years ago. Buggers the entire lot of them. My old SGM was the 1SG at NATO Turkey and he said the Turks would make all their beds into a single bed every night in their barracks... buggers.
It was probably a Turk that dreamed up the first alien body prob.... Laurence of Ariba was written by Lowell Thomas of Lightsville in Darke Co Ohio on St Rte 49 about a mile from my family farm - he knew the buggers for who they were, are and have ever been.