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To: little jeremiah; ransomnote
A man walks into a travel agency and tells the owner he would like to book a photographic safari for two to the Serengeti plains in Kenya.

"Very good sir. We can help you there. When did you want to go?"

"We especially want to see the lions but we didn't want it to be too hot so we were thinking about early October."

"I'm sorry sir," the agent replied. "If you want to see the lions you need to be there before September 20th."

"That's odd. I've never heard of such a thing. Why would we need to be there before September 20th?"

"I thought everyone knew that the prides goeth before the Fall."

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

768 posted on 09/20/2020 8:54:26 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm

New Q


769 posted on 09/20/2020 9:04:25 PM PDT by darbymcgill
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To: LonePalm

New Q.

Does this mean Bill Barr will be doing some serious damage tomorrow? Somebody with mad image posting skills will post it. That’s not me yet.


770 posted on 09/20/2020 9:04:33 PM PDT by LittleLinda
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To: LonePalm

A B-2 Stealth Bomber Drops a Massive Ordnance Penetrator

Hint: Stealth Bomber = Durham.


777 posted on 09/20/2020 9:08:08 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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