[who_would_fardels_bear]

There's a group of scientists who believe in something called the "Electric Universe" theory which posits that plasmas are a better way to describe what is happening than the current cosmological model.

They mention the dearth of lithium as a major cause of concern for cosmologists.

(Not to mention the dearth of customers as a major cause of concern for cosmetologists thanks to Gavin Nuisance.)

[Seruzawa]

Yes, I’ve seen that one. The establishment community has been “debunking” the theory. In another century the scientific establishment would have burned them at the stake.