Me too. Any theory that says “The magical band of elite sorcerers (er, mystical unknowable multi-string invisible multi-dimension mathematical physicists ) say so but YOU are too plebian to understand it” is no more than magic.
So, 85% of mass, and 80% of energy in the universe cannot be detected at all, but they “have to be there” to make the theory work? Time to get a new theory.
At least with the Creation theory, you only need one coincidence (er, miracle. )
Just ask any cosmologist where all the matter came from that caused the "Big Bang".............