[FLT-bird]

I've got you beat. My ancestors came from Europe originally and I have a black dog. His name is Blackjack. I force him to go hiking and fetch the tennis ball and roll over on his back so I can rub his belly. He's clearly oppressed.

[blueunicorn6]

Good looking dog!

[5th MEB]

“He’s clearly oppressed”.

Yes, I can see that oppression in his eyes!

BLACKJACK: I see what you have in your hand there, GIVE IT HERE, I’m going to eat it.

YOU: Come on JACK, this is the fourth ham sandwich I had to make today, gimme a break, PLEASE!

[familyop]

That’s a pretty, healthy dog! Great breed, too.