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To: meyer; little jeremiah
You haven't lived until you've been bit by 3 phase 440 shore power.

Fortunately I was able to convince the CHENG, XO, & CO to replace that cable.

As an ensign I had a collateral duty to teach the electrical safety class to all new arrivals on ship.

The Ten Commandments of Electrical/Electronic Safety

I. Beware of the lightning that lurketh in seemingly uncharged capacitors lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in an unseamanlike manner and cause thy hair to stand on end, thereby exceeding regulation length.

II. Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale.

III. Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou worketh are grounded and thusly tagged, lest they lift thee to radio frequency potential and causeth thee to radiate with the angels.

IV. Tarry thou not amongst those fools that engage in intentional shocks, for they are not long of this world and are surely unbelievers.

V. Take care thou useth the proper method when thou taketh the measure of high voltage so thou dost not incinerate both thee and thy test equipment. For verily, though thou hast no NSN (National Stock Number) and can be easily surveyed, the test equipment has one, and as a consequence, bringeth much woe to thy supply officer.

VI. Take care thou tamperest not with interlocks and safety devices, for this incurreth the wrath of thy department head and bringeth the fury of thy Commanding Officer on thy head.

VII. Work thou not on energized equipment without proper procedures, for if thou dost so, thy shipmates will surely be buying beers for thy widow and consoling her in ways not generally acceptable to thee.

VIII. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, never service equipment alone, for electrical cooking is a slow process, and thou might sizzle in thine own fat upon a hot circuit for hours on end before thy maker sees fit to end thy misery and drag thee into his fold.

IX. Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug and thy wife be frustrated and have no further use for thee except thy wages.

X. Commit thou to memory all the words of the prophets which are written down in the 300th chapter of thy bible which is the 'Naval Ship's Technical Manual' and giveth out with the straight dope and counseleth thee when thou hast suffered a ream job by thy division LPO (LeadingPetty Officer).

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

701 posted on 09/06/2020 9:44:00 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm
Consider yourself *highly* commended, good sir.

Those Ten Commandments were *HILARIOUS*!

710 posted on 09/06/2020 10:09:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: LonePalm

The Ten Commandments of Electrical safety - similar to the utility industry.

And quite humorous.

Years ago, I had a co-worker in the meter tech department get across some 480 volt 3-phase while re-installing a meter at a large commercial customer. Burns were pretty severe from the flash. A second of carelessness is all it takes. He was humbled, but alive to tell the story.


776 posted on 09/07/2020 7:34:22 AM PDT by meyer (WWG1WGA, MAGA! Derps vs. Patriots, choose your side.)
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To: LonePalm
You haven't lived until you've been bit by 3 phase 440 shore power.

You could also say you haven't died until you've been bitten by one of those.

780 posted on 09/07/2020 7:42:30 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (WWG1WGA)
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To: LonePalm
You haven't lived until you've been bit by 3 phase 440 shore power.

Did that. One leg (240V to ground, I was ground for a second). It'll wake you up in the morning!

800 posted on 09/07/2020 8:27:21 AM PDT by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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