Posted on 09/01/2020 6:07:59 AM PDT by Leaning Right
Many people would love to give rousing speeches like Joe Biden does, but they don’t know where to start. Fortunately there is now a Joe Biden Insult Bot. It will randomly generate Biden-like insults you can use while talking to opponents, yelling at strangers, etc.
Here’s an example: No one's diggin' into that pot pie, ya tomato-stewed hound dog
Cool your heels, you pie-faced hobby horse
Sell your glovebox atlas somewhere else, you dribble-mouthed biscuit nibbler
Get back to your barber shop quartet, you Twizzler-chompin' Muppet
Disclaimer: The link works for me. I don’t know if it will work on other devices.
I’m still working on dog-face pony soldier. It’s especially suitable when followed by a challenge to take an IQ test and/or do a push up.
Be sure that the bot is not programmed for logic.
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