OK Bags ole bean. You get the credit for inspiring my latest song parody, We Will Loot Ya

We will Loot Ya
Hallelujah – words and music by Leonard Cohen
Parody and copyright by LonePalm

Now I've heard there is an easy way
Go to the polls on election day
But you don't really care for voting, do you?
It goes like this, you lose to Trump
The House’s hall, the Senate’s pomp
The baffled left are shouting “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

Joe does his best, it isn't much
He likes to sniff, he likes to touch
I've told the truth; I didn't come to fool you
Because you cannot see the truth
We’ll beat you at the voting booth
You’ve nothing on your tongue but “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

You shout Rand Paul must say her name
But he won’t deign to play your game
But if he did – well, really – what's it to you?
There's a blaze of hate in every word
What you say’s not what we heard
To us it all sounds like, “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

Your faith is strong but your minds are weak
You shout your slogans in the street
But people they just don’t cotton to you
We live our lives; don’t like to brag
We worship God, and salute the flag
The violent left still shouting “We will loot ya.”

“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”
“We will loot ya.”, “We will loot ya.”

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

Come to loot me

I will shoot ya

We will Loot Ya

Bro. That was AWESOMELY AWESOME.

Now we just need a pretty girl with a sweet voice to sing it.

I must see this live.

Love it!

You have a very entertaining lyric genius. Yours are better than the originals :)

Response from our side:

"We will Shoot Ya!"

Very good! LOL

But it needs something to be the perfect country and western song....

They were drunk the day anteeefa got to Portland,
Well we went to head them off in the pouring rain.
But before they could lay a finger on my pickup truck,
We launched projectiles in their addled brains.

With apologies to David Allen Coe.

I nominate “We Will Loot Ya” for Billboard’s Top 10! Where’s Dick Clark when ya need him?

Beautiful! You have a great gift. Can these be recorded and distributed or is there some form of copyright in the tune?

Here is one of mine:

Barak the magic Kenyan lived by the sea and frolicked in the swampy mists in a land known as D.C.

Little Johnny Brennan loved that rascal Barak and bought him spies and wiretaps and other fancy schlock

Oh, Barak the magic Kenyan lived by the sea and frolicked in the swampy mists in a land known as D.C.

Barak the magic Kenyan lived by the sea and frolicked in the swampy mists in a land known as D.C.

Together they would gamble on a broad named Hitlery and Johnny kept a lookout perched to spy on her enemy

Anchormen and reporters did bow when’er they came and Swampublicans would lower their flags when Barak roared out his name

Oh, Barak the magic Kenyan lived by the sea and frolicked in the swampy mists in a land known as D.C.

Barak the magic Kenyan lived by the sea and frolicked in the swampy mists in a land known as D.C.

A dictator rules forever but not so presidents and the best laid plans of mice and men fall prey to accidents

One grey night it happend, Hitlery fell on her face and Barak that mighty Kenyan he ceased his fearless roar

His head was bent in sorrow, his tears they fell like rain, Barak no longer got to play on the presidential plane

Without electoral office Barak could not be brave, so Barak the mighty Kenyan sadly slipped into his cave

Oh, Barak the magic Kenyan lived by the sea and frolicked in the swampy mists in a land known as D.C.

Barak the magic Kenyan lived by the sea and frolicked in the swampy mists in a land known as D.C.

Bitt,

I spent a lot of time today trying to make sure I understood what the numbers for Covid-19 were so I could try to chip away at this indoctrination that people I know are under wherein they act like Covid-19 is the end of everything, forever. Note that in collection of images and links I was assembling for use, I used CDC's numbers as of 8/29/2020. Should be accurate, right?

But then you pinged the thread about the CDC's quiet little update that blows apart the numbers I used TODAY which are STILL ON CDC's website. That post I worked on for some time today wanted to be a thread in the forum when it grew up - now what? All my work - POOF! All because the CDC is so corrupt it is literally talking out of both sides of it's website. Here's your ping:

This Week CDC Quietly Updated COVID-19 Numbers – Only 9,210 Americans Died From COVID-19 Alone – Rest Had Other Other Serious Illnesses
GP ^ | August 29,2020 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 8/29/2020, 7:22:59 PM by Hojczyk

This week the CDC quietly updated the Covid number to admit that only 6% of all the 153,504 deaths recorded actually died from Covid

That's 9,210 deaths

The other 94% had 2-3 other serious illnesses & the overwhelming majority were of very advanced age” https://facebook.com/1566405890/posts/10224050038749877/?extid=gr0T716wo2v3tjFm&d=n

(Excerpt) Read more at thegatewaypundit.com .

I recall the *tsk tsk tsk* of the MSM sneering that mere citizens just "can't understand the statistics" and saying we need them to 'splain it to us. I want to hear someone explain how the CDC ever managed to make enough data collection mistakes to get the death count only 6% correct. That should be impossible.

But then, I never quite believed that old story about the CDC "accidentally" contaminating the 'urgently needed' test kits in April and sending them to 100 medical sites. You see, the CDC apparently never found their error. If they had, they would not have shipped them to those 100 sites and it would be pointless for the CDC to test them AFTER they shipped them.

So who tested and discovered the CDC's test kits were contaminated? Was it Trump administration officials who knew exactly what to look for? Maybe the same officials who also knew to test the contaminated N95 masks China shipped?

C.D.C. Labs Were Contaminated, Delaying Coronavirus Testing, Officials Say
NY Times ^ | April 18, 2020 | By Sheila Kaplan

Posted on 4/19/2020, 4:47:00 AM by rintintin

"Sloppy laboratory practices at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention caused contamination that rendered the nation’s first coronavirus tests ineffective, federal officials confirmed on Saturday.

Two of the three C.D.C. laboratories in Atlanta that created the coronavirus test kits violated their own manufacturing standards, resulting in the agency sending tests that did not work to nearly all of the 100 state and local public health labs, according to the Food and Drug Administration."

According to the NYT, the CDC's outright failure to follow their own protocols and willingness to make utterly incompetent (intentional?) mistakes, like assembling test ingredients in the same room where researchers were working on positive coronavirus samples, supposedly symbolized how unprepared the Trump administration was to deal with the outbreak. Really.

The CDC exhibited gross, unprofessional levels of negligence, violated basics of high school lab class protocols and this was somehow Trump's fault? Was President Trump supposed to don a white lab coat and follow CDC scientists around the lab, reminding them to wear masks, not to eat their lunch in the lab etc.

Also in the NYT's article, the discovery of the CDC's collosal error meant, "....the C.D.C. lost credibility as the nation’s leading public health agency...." It should have, but did it? The MSM "took a knee" saying that the CDC lost credibility and then for months afterward used that agency's name, and that of fraudster Dr. Fauci, to batter with sneering comparisons every effort President Trump made to stop the planned-demic.

I do recall many ocaisions over these past months in which the left/MSM/Deep Staters were shrieking that President Trump should listen to the "experts" at the CDC. That's what happens if you're on the Deep State's team; one week later, the CDC and Fauci were portrayed as infallible and used to smear Trump as an incompetent narcissist for trusting his own judgement over that of the CDC's pristine medical "reputation".

When the public learned that the CDC doesn't know basic math, and reported wildly inaccurate 'postive test rates' compiled from hospitals, President Trump opened a health.gov database to reliably collate the statistics. The MSM and other coup Lefties began yelling that the president was needlessly "politicizing the numbers" and portrayed the President's efforts as designed to distort the truth coming from the CDC.

Yes. After the CDC displayed epic levels of incompetence that impacted the nation's ability to test patients for about a month, the CDC then failed to report test results that were even vaguely accurate; but the MSM and traitors in our government STILL demand the President leave all decision making to the CDC. Oh, I could mention the rest of the CDC's failures during the Planned-Demic, but either of the two I already mentioned should be enough to "destroy their reputation".

I'll just leave this here:

Out of 8,000 federal contributions from CDC employees since 2015, only 5 went to Republican causes, FEC records show

"We will lootya"

Love it. Though I wanted to hear it as, "We will, we will lootya", as in Queen's song.

Nicely done! Goes well as Hallelujah takeoff.

I had Queen on my mind as well - have you all heard this one?

We will, we will mock you - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-qqmlXlzQ

Well done.