Oh, my. Its hard to make me blush.
Good job.
I think I like you, Jamestown. Even as contrary and troublesome as you are.
‘contrary and troublesome’ are my stocks in trade, whenever I see good people being jerked around.
Quit being a jerk. You could probably do much better - and even become a hero - once you decided to take the risk of being sincere.
But I don’t think you have it in you...