lol well now you’re getting into relativity
as in “she’s relatively ugly” before beers.
to “relatively not THAT bad” after 3 or 4.
to “relatively decent” after 5 to 7.
to “i think i’d go home with her” after 8 or 9
to “GOD I HAVE TO HAVE HER!!” at 10 or more :)
to GOD I HAVE TO HAVE HER!! at 10 or more :)
The important thing to remember is leave BEFORE
they turn the lights on at closing time.