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To: Richard Kimball

A New Covid-19 Self-Test

Note: I’ve tried this Covid-19 Test and it really works!

Anew and easy self-test for the horror of Covid-19 is currently making the rounds throughout the United States. It’s simple, quick, positive ... or negative, depending upon your outlook on life.

You’ll see what I mean after you perform your self-test.

Take a glass and pour a dram of your favorite whiskey into it; then, see if you can smell it.

If you can, then you’re halfway there.

Now drink it.

If you can taste it, then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

Last night, I was free of the virus because I tested myself 7 times and was virus free every time, thank goodness!

Unfortunately, I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can be one of the symptoms.

I’ll report my results later.


1,020 posted on 08/13/2020 8:42:21 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
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To: stars & stripes forever

“a throbbing headache...”

You need a better favorite whiskey!

;-)
~Easy


1,023 posted on 08/13/2020 8:51:28 PM PDT by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see #KAG)
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To: stars & stripes forever

A New Covid-19 Self-Test

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Sharing in a modified format adjusted to my adult beverage taste/smell preferences. Of course, merely for COVID-testing purposes.

((hugs))

~ lyby


1,033 posted on 08/13/2020 9:18:23 PM PDT by lyby ("Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." ~ Galileo Galilei)
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To: stars & stripes forever

So this is such an accurate test, at this point, I can smell the bourbon, (sorry not whiskey but still can smell it.) I am only gonna try this one and gonna sip it. Pretty sure the high proof would knock out some germs too. So Cheers.

I think 7 will give you something called a hangover which is also considered a throbbing headache in the morning.


1,038 posted on 08/13/2020 9:28:27 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( #wwg1wga #Godwins #150Kclub)
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To: stars & stripes forever

Test results are just in. I can smell and taste the bourbon. Ready to work. So quick.


1,039 posted on 08/13/2020 9:30:35 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( #wwg1wga #Godwins #150Kclub)
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To: stars & stripes forever

:)


1,192 posted on 08/14/2020 8:37:50 AM PDT by Bigg Red (WWG1WGA)
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