This has got to be a parody. They’re just grasping at straws, now.
A New Covid-19 Self-Test
Note: I’ve tried this Covid-19 Test and it really works!
Anew and easy self-test for the horror of Covid-19 is currently making the rounds throughout the United States. It’s simple, quick, positive ... or negative, depending upon your outlook on life.
You’ll see what I mean after you perform your self-test.
Take a glass and pour a dram of your favorite whiskey into it; then, see if you can smell it.
If you can, then you’re halfway there.
Now drink it.
If you can taste it, then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.
Last night, I was free of the virus because I tested myself 7 times and was virus free every time, thank goodness!
Unfortunately, I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can be one of the symptoms.
I’ll report my results later.