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To: bitt

“I got my seat early so I don’t have to sit at the kids’ table...”

I always thought the kids table was a setup. Put the kids at a card table. What table is more likely to cause a spill than a card table? One little bad move and you kick a table leg and all the drinks fall over.

Sadists.


1,342 posted on 08/09/2020 11:26:44 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Prediction: G. Maxwell will surprise everyone by not dying anytime soon.)
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To: SaxxonWoods

The kids table was always like 10 feet from the adult table. As if the conversation at Grandma’s house was going to turn to “adult” subjects that we didn’t want the kids to hear. Not that they couldn’t hear them anyway...

Grandma’s table was about 1000 feet long, it seemed. realistically, it would seat about 12-14 adults. Pretty huge.


1,352 posted on 08/09/2020 12:45:53 PM PDT by meyer (WWG1WGA, MAGA! Derps vs. Patriots, choose your side.)
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To: SaxxonWoods
I always thought the kids table was a setup. Put the kids at a card table. What table is more likely to cause a spill than a card table? One little bad move and you kick a table leg and all the drinks fall over.

Kinda like frat house hazing. They did it to us, now we get to do it to the new kids.

1,360 posted on 08/09/2020 1:20:50 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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To: SaxxonWoods

:)


1,456 posted on 08/09/2020 6:22:41 PM PDT by Bigg Red (WWG1WGA)
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