[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Unless yer one of those “fancy” lads that folds his kilt under when he sits.
Are ye fancy, lad?
nae, says I.

[irish guard]

No folding....I just said those seats are cold. Only way to know that is to have your ‘altogether’ touching the chair. Just sayin laddie.

[LonePalm]

As long as you don't try to flog a Scotsman everything will be fine.

You canna flog a Scotsman. They must be kilt.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)