Novel corona SARS-CoV2.v3. That’s the name I’m giving it.
I’m opening up my own research lab in my garage, called the Research Exploration for Total Ailment Relief and Diseases AKA RETARD.
If you don’t fund me, the world will end! Temperatures will rise 2C in 10 years and you’ll be under water, or dead from a virus, or have no air to breath because of deforestation and acid rain.
I bought myself a white lab coat.
Who will send me money?
I’m getting my PhD in virology right now from the University of Bangalore. So I’ll have a PhD next month. Maybe the US government can hire me in a GS-14 slot and pay me $140,000 a year as a “scientist” for the NIH? My English is really good. I have much experience doing Social Security scams and talking to Americans for the last year. You do not understand the urgency of this matter.
PS: if you don’t want to wire me money for RETARD or give me a job at the CDC, NIH or FDA, I am willing to take a job at the VA as a MD. I also have an MD form the university of Mumbai.
I would like to join you in your quest.