[KrisKrinkle]

“Hopefully, some techy conservative person will find a way to determine the frequency they’re beaming answers to Biden’s ear, then start beaming other, alternative things to him to say. “

Or an ear splitting siren that makes him flinch badly and pull it out.

[Songcraft]

That's a good idea.   (He'd probably say a string of obscenities after that, too!)