“The well known Paisley Caves in Oregon”
“After you’ve seen the sh*t in Portland, come see the sh*t at the Paisley Caves! Just off Hwy 23. Only 10 minutes away!”
I'll never wear paisley again, that's for sure.
Paisley Caves isn’t anywhere near Portland. It’s near, well, Paisley. I doubt the animals will come near it. Paisley is in the sane part of the state.