[Dr. Sivana]

The state Division of Freeway Security and Motor Automobiles can also be reportedly in search of to maintain Henry’s confiscated motorcycle, which begins at $16,995 for brand spanking new fashions, in line with BMW’s web site, which payments it because the “superbike of superlatives.”

Was this filtered through Google translate from a foreign language?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

To get that mangled and unintelligible, it must have made a round trip from English to Lower Elbonian and then back to English again.

The whole article is a gigantic English (I think) mess.

But at least “Florida Woman” stands out and explains all.

[moovova]

Hindi -> Klingon -> Quechua -> English