[LonePalm]

An optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to me.

If engineers built buildings the way programmers write programs the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[reed13k]

And the thirsty man says - can you fill it up the rest of the way please?