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To: Captainpaintball

Oh, Lord, yes!

And did you hear the mob burned down the Quickie Mart? Poor Apu was sat on by Chief Wiggum, who was so busy munching his doughnut that he didn’t hear Apu’s frantic calls of “I can’t breathe!”

Now his widow and 8 orphans have NOTHING. And the elephant god statue Apu told Homer not to feed peanuts to? They search the ashes and cannot find it!

and Comic Book Guy has started the Comic Book Guy Autonomous Zone, CBGPAZ, pronounced Chi-bag-paz. Lisa is out front, demanding everyone go vegan.

Bart was last seen carrying off a 65 inch television.

Homer had a newly looted satellite dish and receiver in Wiggum’s firebombed cop car. Believe it or not, it still runs.

Marge was at home going hmmmm..., and deciding to vote for Trump, for little Maggie’s sake..


89 posted on 06/27/2020 4:22:10 PM PDT by Alas Babylon! (The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
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To: Alas Babylon!

I also heard the producers of the simpsons fired all of their voice actors and are asking voice over artists with jaundice and /or hepatitis to audition.


96 posted on 06/28/2020 10:53:53 AM PDT by Captainpaintball
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