Good ones! Are making em?
RE: Orangeskins
Our family has taken an internal poll. The votes cast:
Pigskins - 1; might offend Muslims
Foreskins - 1; might offend Jews
Dickskinners - 1; might offend Women
Possums - 6; seems apt as a mascot ‘cause they play dead at home and get killed on the road (credit to my 82-year-old father and life-long fan of the Redskins)
BWAhahahaha
(How can I unteach my 32-year-old son the lyrics to this fight song?!)