The late Mom Yokel taught me well.
Correspondingly, I blame the other mothers for not teaching their children proper hygienic toilet habits.
Put a lid on it, indeed.
“Put a lid on it.”
Unfortunately that’s not going to stop the fecal bacteria from flooding your bathroom. It sounds gross, but it is effective for herd immunity. Those that believe we are supposed to live in a sterile world are sadly mistaken. If the clean freaks knew about nano-bacteria they’d keel over and die on the spot. Now go out there and get some dirt on your hands and eat a muffin. 45% of statistics show that chubby gardeners live the longest, happiest lives.