Cates is so fat, he stepped on a scale and a card came out.
It said, 'One at a time'.
Cates is so fat, he stepped on a scale and a card came out.
It said, 'One at a time'.
He’s so fat, when he got a flesh-eating disease, the doctors gave him 99 years to live.
He's so fat he walked in front of the tv and I missed two episodes.
He's so fat every time he farts it sounds like he's applauding.
He's so fat the last time he had sex he hit his butt on the ceiling fan.